Best Places to Go for Thanksgiving That Aren't Your Parents' House

Never spend Thanksgiving with your awful parents ever again.

You're an adult now, which means that spending Thanksgiving at Mommy and Daddy's house is a thing of the past.

But don't worry! Not spending Thanksgiving with your parents is a good thing. It means no more of mom's overcooked turkey, no more of dad's political rants, and especially no more Uncle Ephram drunkenly crying about his ex-wife and then throwing up in your lap. This is what freedom feels like. So what are you going to do with your newfound self-sufficiency? Here are some great places you can go for Thanksgiving other than your parents' house.

Go to the movies

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For a great low-key Thanksgiving without any hassle or post-dinner clean-up, just go see a movie. Yes, Thanksgiving really can be that simple. Just pick a movie, reserve your seat, and go watch it. You'll find that Thanksgiving doesn't need to be anywhere near as stressful as '80s comedies would have you believe.

Go to your friend's house

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Friendsgiving has become a common tradition amongst city-dwelling hipsters (like me), but you don't need to live in a city to bring the Friendsgiving spirit into your life. Why spend Thanksgiving with your awful family when you could spend it with people you actually choose to hang out with. Think of it like a potluck, except instead of doing it on a Sunday, you get to use it as an excuse to avoid other plans.

Go to a fancy restaurant

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If you're craving a tasty Thanksgiving dinner but don't want to put in any of the cooking effort (and don't want to deal with your lousy parents, of course), try splurging at a fancy restaurant. A lot of nicer restaurants offer multi-course prix fixe menus, meaning you won't need to worry about going home hungry.

Go to a dive bar

dive bar

The only people you'll find in dive bars on Thanksgiving are sad, lonely people, so if you're a sad, lonely person too, it's a great way to make new friends. You never know what kinds of opportunities will present themselves in a dive bar on Thanksgiving, so open your mind up to all the vast possibilities of the universe and grab a pint.

Just go to sleep

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Don't buy into the supermarket marketing schemes geared to sell you endless pounds of turkey. Don't buy into the togetherness narrative that brushes over English settlers genociding Native Americans. Liquify the very concept of Thanksgiving, suck it up with a turkey baster, and squirt it down the drain. Stay home and go to bed early. Don't set an alarm. Trust me. Prepare yourself for the best Thanksgiving you've ever had.

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Do Non-Melatonin Sleep Aids Really Work?

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I Can't Sleep.

I truly cannot remember the last time I had a good night's rest. Even before the stay-at-home orders, I was just a little ball of nerves.

But lately, it's been awful. I toss and turn, it's always too hot or even too cold, sometimes I make myself tea and read for a bit, but when I'm still up at 1 a.m., I reach for my phone and then I'm up until 3. My sister and I have a weekly call, and our small talk about our exhaustion turned into an hour long conversation about sleep.

I Thought I'd Tried Everything. Even Melatonin.

My sister asked why I hadn't gone for the old staple, melatonin and I reminded her about the time we traveled abroad, and it gave me the weirdest nightmares (the horrible kind where you wake up in your dream and you're still in a dream). Chamomile tea didn't work, nothing worked.

She said she had a friend who swore by something I definitely hadn't heard of.

They Were NOT Pills, Teas or Anything I'd Seen Before.

A company called Objective makes Fast Asleep, a sleep solution delivered as chocolatey treats. They're created with saffron and GABA. If going to sleep was as easy as eating a piece of these chocolatey, minty delights every night, I'd be sold.

What Exactly Was In It?

Cocoa contains caffeine, so I didn't know how this would help me sleep. After talking with my sister, I went online and saw that the calming, sleep-supporting ingredients cancel out any of the very little caffeine content.

Saffron, the spice, is apparently known to help with staying asleep, and their GABA is a fermented version of the neurotransmitter that's known to help you relax and fall asleep faster. In a study, 100% of customers saw improvement in their sleep quality thanks to saffron. One hundred percent!

Do I Try It?

A bag of 30 pieces was only $40, and they had a money-back guarantee.

They're keto-friendly and only 30 calories a piece, so not too decadent before bedtime.

They were chocolatey-minty, which is my favorite flavor, so I was sold. I ordered a bag to try.

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With breweries and distilleries out of business for the foreseeable future, your favorite beer may feel particularly out of reach this time of year, especially with the weather changing. But don't let quarantine suck all the fun out of summer. Luckily, thanks to technology, a lot of craft beer is now deliverable straight to your door step. Here are a few of the best apps to help make sure you stay up to date on the latest trendy brews.

Tavour

Tavour

Simplistic and elegant, Tavour allows users to easily fill up a box of beer over a period of time before shipping. The app offers more than 650 different breweries both local and national and is perfect for those who like to experiment. It's easy to use, and their menu rotates regularly so you and your beer never grow stale.

TapRM

TapRM

TapRM offers a wide range of both craft beers and hard seltzers. While based almost exclusively in New York City, the app offers fast, same day delivery from some of the best beer brands in the world. They also provide a unique selection of beers to help you find your new favorite. All you need to do is download the app and place your order!

Drizly

Offering a stark variety of craft beer, Drizly allows its users to mix and match 12-packs, sixers or by the bottle. Their guarantee is that they can have whatever you order delivered to your house in less than an hour. You can even schedule your delivery for a specific time, with each delivery taking around 20-40 minutes.

Saucey

Saucey takes delivery very seriously. When you order with them they guarantee that they'll deliver in 30-minutes or less, or they guarantee two day shipping. Also, beer aside, their entire liquor cabinet is also up for grabs. From tequila and whiksey, to vodka and wine, nothing is off the table for Saucey.

Beer Menus

BeerMenus

For those who enjoy strictly local beers, BeerMenus features a tap list from local bars and a broader stock list from your neighborhood beer store. With that, you can make sure to create a list of your favorite beers in your neighborhood, so that when they're in stock you can be ready to go.