The 5 Best American Pumpkin Beers of 2020

Nothing is more autumnal than a good pumpkin beer.

If you're one of those people who pretends to dislike pumpkin flavored things, we get it: You unironically wear cargo shorts, probably decline to pet dogs when given the opportunity, and just generally hate joy.

Be yourself–it's fine. But for the rest of us, fall means packing the few short months after summer and before winter with as much pumpkiny, cinnamony goodness as possible.

Pumpkin spice lattes are good and all, but they aren't beer, and anything that isn't beer isn't as good as beer (I'm pretty sure that's a bible verse). Luckily, thanks to pumpkin beer, it's possible to have all the joy of pumpkin spice with the delight of a high alcohol percentage! If you haven't yet experienced your first pumpkin beer, know that I envy the rebirth you will soon experience. For the uninitiated, here's what you need to know:

1. Stick with pumpkin ales.

Any pumpkin beer is sure to be far superior to your average beer, but a pumpkin ale will provide the richest, most interesting flavor.

2. If at all possible, drink your pumpkin beer out of a cold glass with a cinnamon sugar rim.

I know, I know, this sounds a little much. But I promise some things are worth the extra effort and this is absolutely one of them. A cold pumpkin beer with a sweet hint of cinnamon sugar in every sip? Unbeatable.

3. Buy in large quantities.

You will not want just one pumpkin beer. You will not even want just two pumpkin beers. You will want three pumpkin beers minimum in one sitting. Be prepared.

Now that you know the basics about pumpkin beer, let's get into which are the best of the best. Here are our top five American pumpkin beers of fall 2020.

Shipyard Smashed Pumpkin

shipyard smashed pumpkin

While Shipyard makes two different kinds of pumpkin beer (the other is called Pumpkinhead), we prefer their higher percentage option that comes in full pint cans. The Maine brewing scene has Shipyard to thank for it's growing popularity in the last few years, and this OG brewery definitely lives up to the hype. Smashed Pumpkin has an excellent balance of spices, including plenty of delicious notes of nutmeg, but is also sweet enough to make it easy drinking (careful, it is 9%).

Type: Pumpkin ale, 9%

Origin: Portland, Maine

Where to find it: Smashed Pumpkin is available in more than a dozen states. Use Shipyard's beer finder tool here.

Uinta Punk'n

Uinta Punk'n Ale

This pumpkin ale is definitely on the sweeter side, with lots of delicious vanilla flavoring and hints of nutmeg that perfectly compliment the pumpkin flavor. This is a great choice for those who are looking for something a little less dark and intense, but still full of flavor.

Type: Pumpkin ale, 5%

Origin: Salt Lake City, Utah

Where to find it: Use Uinta's beer finder tool here.

Southern Tier Pumpking

southern tier pumpking

This copper colored beer promises to be "pumpkin pie in a glass" and it does taste pretty darn close to the real thing. With plenty of malty sweetness, vanilla, clove, allspice, cinnamon, nutmeg, and even a distinctive pie crust flavor, this is one of the most uncomplicated, purely delicious beers you'll ever try. Less spicy than other selections on this list, this is another great choice for the less daring palette.

Type: Imperial Pumpkin Ale, 8.6%

Origin: Upstate New York

Where to find it: Use Southern Tier's beer finder tool here.

Elysian Punkucinno

Elysian Punkuccino

If you love pumpkin spice lattes, this is basically an alcoholic PSL. While this is a slightly darker, bolder beer, it's still sweet enough to make for easy drinking. It's made with Stumptown coffee toddy and pumpkin, along with a touch of cinnamon and nutmeg. We particularly recommend this one be served in a glass with a cinnamon sugar rim!

Type: Coffee Pumpkin Ale 6%

Origin: Seattle, Washington

Where to find it: Use Elysian's beer finder tool here.


schlafly pumpkin beer

Frankly, if you were only ever going to try one pumpkin beer in your life, it should be this one. With the most distinctive pumpkin flavor of any beer we've tried, Schlafly has a complex, cinnamony flavor without being overwhelming. It's a little spicy at first but quickly reveals itself to be medium bodied and extremely smooth. If you don't like Schlafly, you just don't like pumpkin beer.

Type: Pumpkin Ale 8%

Origin: St. Louis, Missouri

Where to find it: use Schlafly's beer finder tool here.

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The Ugly Side of Glamping in New York City

Is it really possible to blend camping with luxury?

When the world is looking bleak—e.g. Every morning, after you check the news—it can feel great to "get away from it all."

An ordinary vacation to a hotel, a resort, or a rental house is fine, but it's not exactly an escape from society. Apart from the proximity of strangers, cramping your style and potentially infecting you with a deadly virus, it makes it slightly harder to pretend that the world has disappeared when you're surrounded by buildings and have a TV constantly threatening to remind you of current events.

It's no wonder, then, that camping has seen a huge resurgence in recent months. People want to be out in nature, in the open air, away from everything. You can bring all your own equipment, never have to worry about social distancing, and can ignore the state of the world for a weekend. That is, if you're up for roughing it.

Not everyone is built to set up tents, sleep on the ground, go days without showering, and eat nothing but s'mores and hotdogs. Some of us are a little too pampered to really enjoy the full camping experience. That's where glamping comes in.

There are some different approaches to the glamping scene. You could rent a deluxe, modern cabin from a company like Getaway, or you could stay in a luxury tent at a glamping resort. In either where you don't really have to worry about what you're going to eat, how you're going to stay clean, or how to assemble the overly-complicated camping gear. All you have to do is enjoy some fresh air in the great outdoors. Everything else is taken care of.

Glamping view

It sounds like the best of both worlds, and that's what my wife and I were hoping to find on a recent glamping trip in New York City. With rates starting around $400 a night, we had access to a spacious, climate-controlled canvas tent with electrical outlets and a plush bed; nearby bathrooms with rainfall showers; free wifi; a gourmet, open-air restaurant; and evening campfires with provided s'mores kit.

There was nothing to set up and nothing to worry about, and it was all in a beautiful natural setting with sunset views of the New York Harbor, the Manhattan skyline, Ellis Island, and the Statue of Liberty. It was halfway between a resort and a campground, and it seemed at first like the best of both worlds—a civilized escape from civilization. But that's not the full picture.

Anyone who cares to find the glamping retreat in question should have no problem tracking it down—there aren't a lot of glamping spots in NYC—but this is not a review of a single company. This is about the whole luxury-tent experience.

I should note that my wife and I have done similar vacations twice before. Once we rented a large yurt for a family getaway, and another time we stayed at a friend's property where he had a permanent canvas tent set up.

Neither of those trips were nearly as heavy on the "glam" half of glamping, but they provided nice, large spaces with wood floors and real beds, and indoor plumbing was not far away.

They also suffered from some of the same flaws.

This latest trip—with wifi, gourmet dining, and so-on—was definitely fancier, and before getting into the negatives, it's worth noting what a pleasant stay we had over all. Everything we ate was delicious, and the public areas of the restaurant and around three large fire pits provided plenty of social distancing.

glamping sunset

The price of our stay included a breakfast basket—smoked salmon, pastries, cheese, and orange juice—delivered to our tent. We ate our fill while admiring the stunning view from the front of our tent—arranged to be uninterrupted by any neighbors. It was easy to imagine we were looking at Manhattan from some private haven that civilization could never reach.

It was admittedly lovely. But while it did bring together some of the best aspects of luxury resorts and rustic camping, it also combined some of the worst.

Let's start with the noise. If you're expecting to get a good night's sleep because you're in a warm, comfy bed, you'd better have a high tolerance for noise. Not only do the walls of a canvas tent flap loudly in the wind, they provide little barrier from the sounds of people passing on nearby gravel paths and of night birds swooping and sounding shrill calls overhead.

Speaking of wildlife, it is very hard to fully seal off a large tent on a wooden platform in the middle of a field. In all three of the glamping shelters we have stayed in, a stray bug or two have managed to find their way inside. In two out of three—including this trip—we've also encountered rodents.

Fortunately—given New York City's reputation—the rodent that broke into our tent over the weekend was an ordinary field mouse, rather than a giant subway rat. My wife heard it scrambling after we had turned off our bedside lamps, and she caught it in the flashlight from her phone as it was sneaking toward a container of dinner leftovers. It darted back through the gap where it had broken in.

After that, we moved our food into a provided Yeti cooler and managed to get some sleep with the help of the tent's bluetooth speaker—hopefully without irritating any neighbors. While we didn't sleep as well as we would have at home, we don't mind camping, so none of this was bad enough to really bother us. But it did seem like the kind of thing that someone expecting a resort experience might not be ready for.

Glamping tent

The larger issue, from my perspective, was the so-called climate control. The night we spent in our tent was chilly, and we were grateful for the electric heating pads keeping our bed warm beneath the comforter, but that wasn't the only provision against the cold. The tent had a dual-function space heater/AC that we didn't even realize was on and running until late that night.

It may have made the air inside marginally warmer, but the tent had a high roof with a sizable gap at the peak where most of that heat probably escaped. Even if the canvas had been perfectly sealed to the outside air, it would have taken a ton of energy to warm up such a large, uninsulated space. The same goes for running it as an AC on a hot night.

We were really just pumping heat into the surrounding area. Any sense that we were communing with nature was undermined by the realization that we were basically assaulting the environment with this massive, virtually pointless waste of energy.

Really, the whole idea of a climate-controlled tent—especially with such a large space—is somewhat ridiculous. It promotes the idea that you can have every modern comfort while being out in nature. But that's just a sales pitch—it's not the reality.

As nice as it sounds to combine the best of a resort vacation with the best of a camping trip, the two just don't mix that easily. Comfort and luxury that are easy to provide in a hotel room become extravagant and silly in a canvas tent, while the kind of noise and wildlife that are expected on a camping trip suddenly seem intrusive in a resort setting.

While there is a pleasant niche for this style of glamping—particularly when it includes spectacular city views—for people who love the pampered luxury of a resort or the natural simplicity of camping, glamping in a luxury tents lands in an awkward middle ground that doesn't quite scratch either itch.

Tiny home glamping view

The good news is, if you want that view, but can't handle the downsides of sleeping in a tent, the same retreat offers tiny homes that provide the same luxury without the compromise of canvas walls. Because if you're not prepared for at least some of the discomfort of camping, you're better off just renting a cabin.

I like to think I have a good diet, everything in moderation, and balance is key. I always make an effort to add extra veg to my dinners to bulk up on all those essential vitamins and minerals. That's why I'd never bothered with taking vitamin supplements. Except for those orange powder packets I grab in desperation when I'm already stuffed up and sneezing - they never work for me anyway.

Last year for the first time I got 3 colds. Once fall hit I was feeling pretty run down. My sister, Margot, had the same problem. But she's gotten ahead of it this year and is already taking her vitamins. She knows I think they're all over-processed capsules with no legitimate ingredients.

"I'm taking Paleovalley's Essential C Complex. You're going to love them", Margot told me. "They use all organic, natural ingredients, just like you." I really didn't believe in supplements and was convinced I could get everything I needed from my healthy diet.

But, this fall I'll need something to boost my immune system and keep me strong through the winter. I really didn't need a repeat of last year. So I took Margot's word for it and decided to give Paleovalley a look, just to see what they say.

Straight off the bat, I love it that they're GMO-free and use whole, organic ingredients, no synthetic ingredients, or fillers. Although they have many products to help boost your health, I focused on their Vitamin C Complex. Two capsules have 450mg of Vitamin C which is 750% of the recommended daily amount. This made me wonder how many mgs I was actually getting through my food. Perhaps I wasn't hitting my daily recommended dosage?

When I checked out the ingredients I was delighted there was no synthetic ascorbic acid - found in generic Vitamin C supplements that only deliver a fraction of the vitamin. I'll admit that I'd never heard of the organic wholefood ingredients Acerola Cherry, Camu Camu Berry, and Amla Berry that Paleovalley uses, but they sounded amazing so I was excited to try it.

Turns out, unripe Acerola Cherry is the most potent source of Vitamin C on the planet. Their Vitamin C content is 120 times higher than that in oranges. Crazy! Rich in Vitamin C, Camu Camu Berry aids your skin, gums, eyes, and immune system. It's even been shown to deliver mood-boosting properties - something that could be quite helpful in the colder darker months. Amla Berry has been used for thousands of years in herbal medicine to help support heart and brain function through its ability to detoxify the body and increase circulation.

Maybe my sister's onto something with Paleovalley.

The next week I was still thinking about Paleovalley. I just had to try their Essential C Complex for myself. The cost of 30 capsules starts at $23.99, which is $0.80 per serving if you buy in bulk or subscribe so it was really good value.

A few days later, it was delivered right to my door and I was taking it every morning. So simple, it has no taste or smell and is easy to swallow. To be honest, I felt no real change the first few weeks. But then about a month in I noticed a lift in my energy levels. Normally, at the end of summer, I'm wrecked and need to hibernate. But this year, I feel like I can take on anything.

My body's healthier and the effects of the pending winter haven't hit me. I've armed my body with what it needs to keep me at my best every day.

I feel great knowing I have my Paleovalley Vitamin C Complex to boost my immune system and my overall health.

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5 Animals That Said "ACAB"

We're not the only ones that wanna see police reform.

Humans aren't the only species who want to see rules around policing change.

Our furry cohorts around the globe also have plenty of reasons to hate the police. In the wake of the murder of George Floyd, Marnie The Dog's sister, Phyllis, took to social media to condemn racism and police brutality. While social media's beloved, tongue-wagging Shih Tzu died back in March, her sister established herself as a real rule breaker in the wake of Floyd's murder. "Breaking curfew don't tell the pigs," she wrote on Instagram with the hashtag #dogsagainstfacism." In the last few years, there have been plenty of animals who have stood up against police brutality in their own exciting way, tormenting officers unprovoked, and for nothing more than the sheer entertainment of it all. Here are 5 animals that really hate cops.


Last Tuesday, a Georgia police officer was surprised when a renegade goat decided to climb into her car and start eating her paperwork. It took a good while for the officer to get the goat out of the car—he resisted aggressively—but once she managed to wiggle him out, the goat lunged and headbutted the deputy to the ground, all while still chewing on her precious paperwork. The whole experience was caught on body cam with hilarious results. The goat then just wandered away, unfazed by the officer and two barking dogs. He is truly a G.O.A.T. type of goat.


While K9 dogs have saved countless lives and stopped countless crimes all while being good boys, dogs have every reason to hate police officers. Cops regularly kill dogs that live within communities of color. Between 2010 and 2016, LAPD officers were involved in 417 shootings, "with dogs being shot in more than a quarter of the cases." Meanwhile, the LA County Sherrifs department, who were involved in "406 incidents between 2010 and 2017," reported that dogs were shot "45.6 percent of the time." When all the incidents were compiled and put on a map, they more often than not happened within poor communities mostly populated by people of color.

But at least there will always be good boys like the one in the video above, who wants to defend his family from all threats—and for many people that includes cops.


Cats may seem chill about everything, but they're definitely not chill about cops. Back in 2018, an internal investigation was launched against the Springfield Police Department in Massachusetts after video showed an officer violently messing around with a 3-week-old kitten while executing a search warrant.

The tiny, defenseless kitten can be seen writhing around, eager to pounce and shred the pig's face off. Cops additionally spit on the floor of the suspect's house and threw a knife at the wall, and the kitten's reaction is everything we're feeling at this moment: "Let me at 'em!"

Mountain Lions

Bak in March, a Mountain Lion was shot and killed by Colorado police after a sheriff's deputy tried to corner it underneath a truck. The attack was depicted as unsolicited, but the Mountain Lion was obviously disgruntled by being cornered by a police officer (a feeling which many of us can relate to). The officer was okay, and the best part about this whole debacle is the local news station relied on a few kid witnesses to retell the story, and the kids' resulting passion is heartwarming.


At the beginning of 2020, coyotes were on the prowl for police officers across the Midwest. There had been 3 reported attacks by coyotes, and they all came to a head in Columbus, Ohio, when a coyote attacked a cop after the cop tried to intervene to protect a motorist and a state road worker. The coyote is relentless, at one point wandering away from the scene before returning for one more go with the officer. At no point did he seem interested in attacking anyone else except the cop.