German Junk Food That Puts America To Shame

The German art of soda and chips

There are certain things, from most places in the world, that make a lasting impression on you, sort of sticking in your memory permanently after you leave.

And there are a lot of things that Germany has, historically, been very good at: philosophy, theater, art, literature, nightlife, and so on; and if you're going there as a tourist, you're probably planning on working several of those into your agenda. But anyone who's ever spent some time in Deutschland can tell you that uniquely German junk food is, without a doubt, the 8th wonder of the world. The under-par food you buy at the späti (convenience store) will live in your heart in a way that no monument or breathtaking landscape can. Don't even ask why. You'll understand when you try it, and you'll miss it when you're back home.

Paprika Chips

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It seems random, but paprika (German for "pepper," as in bell pepper) is the most common potato chip flavor in Germany. They're actually incredible in a way you probably didn't know potato chips could be: salty, a little sweet, and a flavor that has moved people to write poetry (seriously, I know someone who wrote a poem about paprika chips). After a certain hour, it's difficult to pass through an airport terminal, U-Bahn station kiosk, or corner store without grabbing a bag.

Club-Mate

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Club-Mate, a carbonated drink made from mate extract, is definitely an acquired taste. It's an unfamiliar flavor (doesn't really even taste like mate tea) and not very sweet (which comes with the benefit of being low in sugar and calories--this is why Germans can eat so much junk and stay thin). Once it starts to grow on you, though, it's a great way to get through class/work or Berlin's all-night party scene, as it's highly caffeinated.

Ritter Sport Chocolate

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Yes, you can buy Ritter Sport pretty much everywhere in the world, but look: in Germany, it's one euro for a bar. It's just really good chocolate (my favorite is the plain dark, or "halbbitter"), but it also comes with hazelnut, cornflake, strawberry, or various other ingredients. If you're in Berlin, you can visit the store and concoct your own mixture.

Fritz-Kola

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The classic Fritz-Kola is basically just a very good cola with a ton of caffeine and far fewer weird chemical ingredients than Coke or Pepsi (because again, Germans are somehow healthier than us even when making unhealthy foods). But the other varieties are really good too, like the melon Fritz-Limo flavor or, inexplicably, the coffee flavor. Sounds weird, yes, but it's actually delicious.

Haribo Gummy Bears with Juice

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A gummy varietal that does not export to this side of the Atlantic: the Haribo bears "mit saft" (with juice) don't taste like anything other than...I don't know, really juicy gummy bears. But there's supposedly real fruit juice in them because Germans are sneaky and unconventional.

Apfelschorle

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I hesitated to put this one on the list because apfelschorle is literally just lightly carbonated apple juice, but for some reason, it's a specific thing in Germany. Not that I'm complaining, it's also really good and a nice alternative to actual soda.

Peanut Puffs

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Have you ever been eating cheese puffs and thought, "gee, these are good, but I wish they were peanut-flavored instead"? Well, evidently, a German once had that thought, and henceforth gave the world peanut puffs. It seems a little unusual, considering peanut butter is not a popular commodity in Germany, but these do, in fact, exist. They're airy, but also salty and taste as though they're covered in unsweetened peanut butter. Not everyone's cup of tea, but could be yours.

Spezi

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Another thing that is an actual Thing in Germany is mixing your sodas. (Actually, they're into mixing all kinds of drinks, even beer, and lemonade, which they call a Radler and is much less embarrassing to be seen with than a shandy in the US.) But sure enough, a bottled mixture of cola and Fanta is absolutely something you can buy in Germany. In case, you know, you've ever craved that.

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8 of the Best Donut Spots In the United States

Celebrate National Donut Day with our favorite treats across the country.

November 5th marks one of 2020's two National Donut Days.

Occurring in both June and November, National Donut Day allows fans of those delectable yeasty treats to embrace their sweet tooth. But like any niche food group, people often take their donuts very, very seriously, and there are countless places to get your fix.


Below, we've rounded up some of the best donut spots across the country. From coast to coast, these bakeries are sure to impress even the pickiest donut-heads.

Mr. T.'s Delicate Donut Shop – Modesto, CA

Mr. T.'s Delicate Donut Shop

If you ever find yourself in the San Francisco Bay Area, it's worth taking a short trek out east towards Modesto for some of California's best donuts. Mr. T.'s Delicate Donut Shop has remained family owned since its opening over 30 years ago, providing both tried-and-true classic donuts as well as experimental flavors and holiday specials. Even their 24-hour service doesn't diminish the line that trails out the door most mornings.

Dough — New York, NY

Dough \u2014 New York, NY

Donuts might not be the first circular, doughy treat you think of when it comes to New York City. If you've had your fair share of bagels, the Big Apple also boasts some spectacular donuts at Dough, a go-to spot for both tourists and locals alike. Here, you'll find a host of Latin American-inspired flavors that are hard to come by anywhere else; their Dulce de Leche flavor is a customer favorite, while the tangy Hibiscus donut is just as good for Instagramming as it is for eating.

Blackbird Doughnuts — Boston, MA

Blackbird Doughnuts \u2014 Boston, MA

Boston's Blackbird Doughnuts is a no-frills donut spot specializing in both brioche "raised" donuts and old-fashioned cake donuts. With a small menu of year-round donuts and a rotating cast of seasonal flavors, Blackbird keeps it simple and classic. Why mess around?

Peter Pan Donut & Pastry Shop — Brooklyn, NY

Peter Pan Donut & Pastry Shop \u2014 Brooklyn, NY

For over 60 years, Peter Pan Donut & Pastry Shop has been calling the quaint Brooklyn neighborhood of Greenpoint home. Since then, the bakery has remained a popular spot for both regulars and new visitors passing through the area. Here, you won't find uber-trendy decor or gimmicky recipes, just damn good donuts that prove the power of long-standing local businesses.

Pip’s Original — Portland, OR

Pip\u2019s Original \u2014 Portland, OR

In both their mobile catering van and brick-and-mortar locations, Pip's Original is a staple for small, sweet treats in Portland. They're known for their tiny donuts that come in inventive seasonal flavors like marionberry-lavender and mango ghost pepper. But even if you opt for one of the more traditional flavors, Pip's Original proves good things can come in small packages.

Round Rock Donuts — Round Rock, TX

Round Rock Donuts \u2014 Round Rock, TX

Founded in 1926, Round Rock Donuts—located just north of Austin—are impossible to miss. These donuts' distinct yellow-orange color, caused by fresh eggs in the original recipe, make them stand out among the crowd. While this classic outpost can easily churn out hundreds of dozens of donuts a day, they also offer Texas-Sized Donuts, which are just as ginormous as you'd imagine. Round Rock Donuts are not only delicious and easily recognizable, but they're a slice of Lone Star history.

The Holy Donut — Portland, ME

The Holy Donut \u2014 Portland, ME

In Maine's Portland, you might not find tiny donuts or a decked-out catering van, but you will find a slightly healthier alternative. The Holy Donut was founded on the premise of creating tasty donuts that used all-natural ingredients to make a treat you could feel good about eating. The secret ingredient is fresh, mashed Maine potatoes, which make these donuts delectably moist without sacrificing flavor.

Donut Friend — Los Angeles, CA

Donut Friend \u2014 Los Angeles, CA

As expected of a city so focused on entertainment, Los Angeles' Donut Friend puts an edgy spin on their inventive donut flavors. Their year-round menu features donut flavors with names like Green Teagan and Sara, Fudgegazi, and Bacon-182 that are sure to delight the rock music nerds. For everyone else, the delicious donuts speak for themselves.