As a native of western N.Y. (that means west of Buffalo, a.k.a the 10th "worst place to live in New York State"), I recognize both its majestic beauty and the dark evil lurking underneath. For all of its wondrous nature, lively ecosystems, and fresh air, it's a minefield of allergens, driving there is dangerous, and a lot of it is haunted (which isn't necessarily a bad thing, mind you).

But as popular a destination as upstate is for weary city-dwellers and New England travelers, preparing for the downsides can greatly enhance your trip. Read on, and the next time you venture to upstate N.Y. be sure to pack plenty of Claritin, drive carefully, and beware of vandals.

Nature (a.k.a. Allergies)

Upstate nature is gorgeous. The leaves are lush in the spring, change vibrant colors in the fall, and in the winter the pine trees look like a Thomas Kinkade painting. From the Hudson valley to state parks to literally dozens of nature centers, upstate is a beautiful destination for a temporary getaway from city life.

But if you're prone to any type of outdoor allergies, upstate New York will attack you. Allergies to grass, trees, mold, ragweed, or dust will be triggered everywhere. Have you ever taken a train upstate in the spring? It rains pollen. I'm not kidding; my window has been assaulted by a storm of pollen.